For a girl who never saw any of the Star Wars movies until she was in high school (and didn’t see the whole series until they were re-released), I’m a pretty big Star Wars fan. Yoda’s my favorite of course, but Han Solo’s pretty cool too. And I know some really big Star Wars fans. But driving home from work this week, I realized that there is a whole class of fans out there that no one I know touches:
The bumper stickers are as follows:
- Wookie on Board
- Remember Alderaan
- Poodoo Happens
- Blasters Don’t Kill People. Stormtroopers Kill People.
- Space Smugglas, / Bounty Huntas, / and Schemin’ Twi-Lek. He’s / AN a Hutt Gangsta knows… / Jabba da H.U.T.T. (RIP)
- Rebel Scum: Do it in small thermal exhaust ports
- Support our Jedi
That last bumper sticker was so faded I couldn’t make out the words.
All I have to say is: Bravo, sir. Bravo.